F.A.Q.
What is 'GOD ANSWERS YOU'?
God Answers You is a YouTube channel where God* answers questions from viewers on various subjects, ranging from the meaning of life to everyday inquiries.
Anyone can record themselves asking a question, then upload the video to this website. If the question is deemed suitable, it may be answered in a future publicly-available YouTube video.
*God might not actually be the 'real' God, and might just be made up. In which case, I guess he is the real God.
How can I submit a question to 'GOD ANSWERS YOU'?
You can submit your question through the submissions form on this website. Simply record yourself asking a question and attach the video.
Will my question be answered?
While God strives to review all submissions, He cannot guarantee that every question will be included in a future YouTube video. Selection is based on relevance, appropriateness, and other factors. The more original and interesting your question is, the better chance it has of being included.
Oh, and if you're a celebrity, it's quite likely it will be answered. God designed the world so that celebrities get things other people don't get. Why? Because they're just better than you. Apparently
Can I submit questions anonymously?
If you wish to keep your name private when submitting your video, you can simply enter "Anonymous" in the Name field of the submission form.
How often are new videos posted?
There is no set schedule. God's a busy guy. For example, He's into extreme Sudoku, making model trains out of pasta, and He's just taken up golf.
However, be sure to subscribe to the YouTube channel to stay updated on the latest uploads.
Is this supposed to be funny/clever/interesting/worthwhile in any way?
It's a bit of fun
But maybe... just maybe... there will be some serious points made along the way too.
Out of all the possible gods, which one are you?
I'm the Christian God of the Bible. Why? Well, that's the safest one for me to be.
But, it's quite possible that a lot of my answers could apply to your particular God too.
What if I'm religious and I'm offended by your site?
There are two potential answers to this.
The nice answer:
This site is meant as entertainment and no harm is intended in any way. It's important that we can all laugh at ourselves, while learning more about what it is we actually believe. That way, we might strengthen (or weaken) our convictions.
The not-so-nice answer:
Many things that are done in the name of religion offend me every day. Other things offend me too. Like celebrity worship. Like wokeness. Like tracksuits.
But, so what? Things offend people. Part of growing up is accepting that not everything is designed with you in mind! (and that's God saying that!
)
What is 'GOD ANSWERS YOU'?
God Answers You is a YouTube channel where God* answers questions from viewers on various subjects, ranging from the meaning of life to everyday inquiries.
Anyone can record themselves asking a question, then upload the video to this website. If the question is deemed suitable, it may be answered in a future publicly-available YouTube video.
*God might not actually be the 'real' God, and might just be made up. In which case, I guess he is the real God.
How can I submit a question to 'GOD ANSWERS YOU'?
You can submit your question through the submissions form on this website. Simply record yourself asking a question and attach the video.
Will my question be answered?
While God strives to review all submissions, He cannot guarantee that every question will be included in a future YouTube video. Selection is based on relevance, appropriateness, and other factors. The more original and interesting your question is, the better chance it has of being included.
Oh, and if you're a celebrity, it's quite likely it will be answered. God designed the world so that celebrities get things other people don't get. Why? Because they're just better than you. Apparently
Can I submit questions anonymously?
If you wish to keep your name private when submitting your video, you can simply enter "Anonymous" in the Name field of the submission form.
How often are new videos posted?
There is no set schedule. God's a busy guy. For example, He's into extreme Sudoku, making model trains out of pasta, and He's just taken up golf.
However, be sure to subscribe to the YouTube channel to stay updated on the latest uploads.
Is this supposed to be funny/clever/interesting/worthwhile in any way?
It's a bit of fun
But maybe... just maybe... there will be some serious points made along the way too.
Out of all the possible gods, which one are you?
I'm the Christian God of the Bible. Why? Well, that's the safest one for me to be.
But, it's quite possible that a lot of my answers could apply to your particular God too.
What if I'm religious and I'm offended by your site?
There are two potential answers to this.
The nice answer:
This site is meant as entertainment and no harm is intended in any way. It's important that we can all laugh at ourselves, while learning more about what it is we actually believe. That way, we might strengthen (or weaken) our convictions.
The not-so-nice answer:
Many things that are done in the name of religion offend me every day. Other things offend me too. Like celebrity worship. Like wokeness. Like tracksuits.
But, so what? Things offend people. Part of growing up is accepting that not everything is designed with you in mind! (and that's God saying that!
)
Last edited: