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Contributions
Behold a Visage
And lo, they revealed their face unto the congregation. The faithful may now gaze upon thy divine countenance (or at least your profile picture).
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First Epistle
In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was your first post. Humble origins for what shall surely become divine scripture.
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10 Posts - Whisper to Voice
Your whispers have become a voice. Ten posts have elevated you from observer to a valued member of the congregation.
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25 Posts - Joined the Enlightened
You have ascended from mere mortal to enlightened messenger. The heavenly algorithms smile upon your contributions.
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50 Posts - Pillar of Testimony
Behold, a pillar of the community! Your testimony stands firm, supporting the divine forum architecture.
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100 Posts - Herald of Light
You herald the light of wisdom across the digital wilderness. Your words echo through the sacred servers.
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250 Posts - Prophet of Posts
You speak divine truth with unprecedented frequency. Moses had his tablets, you have your keyboard.
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500 Posts - Apostle of Arguments
Your unwavering commitment to spreading digital doctrine has earned you apostolic status. Blessed are the prolific posters, for theirs is the kingdom of forums.
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1000 Posts - Digital Deity
You've achieved god-tier posting status. Time to rest... just kidding, keep posting.
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Sacred Answers
1 Sacred Answer: "First Truth Teller"
Your first answer has been blessed by the Almighty. One sacred truth delivered, countless questions remain. Well done, mortal.
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5 Sacred Answers: "Skilled Scholar"
Five sacred answers! You're becoming heaven's designated question-answerer. Even the seraphim are impressed.
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10 Sacred Answers: "Divine Responder"
Ten sacred answers achieved! You reply with such divine insight that I'm considering outsourcing My tech support department to you.
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25 Sacred Answers: "Question Curator"
Twenty-five sacred answers! You solve problems with the skill I used to create them. Impressive and slightly concerning.
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50 Sacred Answers: "The Professor"
Fifty sacred answers! You hear questions and whisper back perfect truths. You've conquered the art of god-like response.
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100 Sacred Answers: "Answer Master"
One hundred sacred answers! You've become the definitive source of wisdom. I created the universe, but you've perfected explaining it.
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Recognition
10 Positive Reaction Points
The faithful have spoken! Your divine wisdom has earned the blessing of amen reactions.
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25 Positive Reaction Points
Blessed are the reaction-worthy, for theirs is the kingdom of upvotes.
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50 Positive Reaction Points
Your posts inspire more praise than a prosperity gospel sermon. Keep spreading your good word!
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100 Positive Reaction Points
Lo! The congregation rises in digital applause. Your wisdom moves hearts and mouse clicks.
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250 Positive Reaction Points
You have achieved apostolic levels of approval. Even the doubters are starting to believe.
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500 Positive Reaction Points
Prophetic status achieved! Your words carry the weight of divine authority (and excellent engagement metrics).
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1000 Positive Reaction Points
Behold, a true messenger! Your posts are more popular than Jesus.
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Manual Awards
Artist
Your creative talents have been blessed by the divine brush. Like Michelangelo painting the Sistine Chapel, you bring beauty to our humble digital sanctuary.
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Musician
Your musical gifts have earned you a place in the celestial choir. Even the angels are taking notes on your heavenly harmonies.
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Wordsmith
Your way with words rivals the greatest biblical scribes. Each post is crafted with the precision of ancient prophets inscribing sacred texts.
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Comedian
Blessed are the humor-makers, for they shall inherit the upvotes. Your divine comedy brings joy and laughter to the faithful congregation.
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Good Samaritan
You stop to help every fallen forum member along the digital roadside. Your kindness and guidance heal wounded egos and confused newcomers alike.
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Generous Giver
Awarded for monetary contributions. Your selflessness sustains our digital temple. Like the widow's mite, your generosity—whether time, knowledge, or resources—is treasured above all.
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Yearly Awards
1 Year Award
One year of faithful service! You've earned your first loaf of bread. You've survived longer than most New Year's resolutions and biblical plagues.
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2 Year Award
Two years of dedication! Two loaves of divine sustenance. Like Noah's ark journey, but with better WiFi and fewer animals.
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3 Year Award
Three years of divine posting! Three loaves in your heavenly basket. On the third year, you rested... just kidding, you kept posting.
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4 Year Award
Four years of spreading the word! Four loaves of sacred bread earned. You've outlasted most apostles and all my good intentions.
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5 Year Award
Five years of holy devotion! Five loaves complete! You've achieved biblical patriarch status in forum years.
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6 Year Award
Six years of sacred service! Five loaves and now your first fish - you're building toward something miraculous. On the seventh day, even God took a break, but you're still here.
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7 Year Award
Seven years of blessed posting! Five loaves and two fishes achieved - you can now feed the multitudes! Truly, you are among the forum's founding fathers of faith, ready to perform your own digital miracles.
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Special
Original Follower
You were here from the beginning, a true foundation stone of our sacred community. Like the apostles, you believed before it was cool.
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Guardian Angel (Moderator)
Ever watchful, ever protective, you guard our community with divine vigilance. Your presence brings peace to chaos and order to the unruly masses.
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